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  • Blue Velvet

    Blue Velvet


    this is just a scarier twin peaks where they replaced the supernatural elements with bdsm

  • Battleship Potemkin

    Battleship Potemkin


    class solidarity is the most “dudes rock” thing there is

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  • The Scorpion King: Book of Souls

    The Scorpion King: Book of Souls


    i was forced to watch this on a date where my date was doing push-ups while giving me a blowjob and i still think seeing this movie was the worst part of that night

  • Hollywood



    idk how the story about a guy who moved to hollywood and became a gigolo to make ends meet became a white savior story where the thing being saved is PoC actors in hollywood and the savior is ELEANOR FUCKING ROOSEVELT is a thing but i wish it was not a thing

    in absolute awe at ryan murphy saying this show is “the world we should live in!” and the series ends with a bunch of white people winning oscars for…