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  • Blade Runner
  • The Player
  • Fargo
  • Twin Peaks: The Return

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  • GoodFellas

    ★★★★★

  • Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    ½

  • Network

    ★★★★★

  • Risky Business

    ★★★½

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  • The Scorpion King: Book of Souls

    The Scorpion King: Book of Souls

    ½

    i was forced to watch this on a date where my date was getting exhausted from doing push-ups while giving me a blowjob and i kept getting blue balls from it and i still think seeing this movie was the worst part of that night

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  • GoodFellas

    GoodFellas

    ★★★★★

    Obviously perfect. RIP Ray Liotta

  • Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    ½

    watched 20 minutes of this while i waited for my food at five guys and it was TRASHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SO BAD!!!! PEOPLE PAID MONEY TO WATCH THIS FANFICTION BULLSHIT LOL!!!!!! However my burger at five guys was very good though so shout-out to five guys they always deliver. UNLIKE JJ ABRAMS

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  • Nomadland

    Nomadland

    ★½

    absolutely fucking not!!!!! what a truly vile experience this was. i’ve seen republicans with more respect for the poor. feels like a fucking super bowl ad. Those celebrities singing “Imagine” at the beginning of the pandemic? This is that in movie form.

    i was already suspicious of this movie when in the first few minutes, the main character Fern—a recent widow, gig economy worker and a nomad living out of a van—claims she loves her amazon job because it pays…

  • Collateral

    Collateral

    ★★★★★

    SOOOOOO FUCKING COOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    coolest shit ever. not sure if i was more shocked by silver-fox tom cruise or spanish-fluent hoop-earring mark ruffalo. insane best-ive-ever-seen digital cinematography. cruise and foxx (two powerhouse performances) in a battle of philosophy and wit and physicality. so much is cool about this movie. tom cruise flicking his wrist to flash dollar bills. the club scene. the jazz trivia. the way that this movie is a direct counter to nothing-matters doomer-nihilism without being annoying about it.…