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  • Barking Dogs Never Bite

    Barking Dogs Never Bite


    An alright movie with good instrumentals.

  • The Emoji Movie

    The Emoji Movie

    Eh... this movie was super mediocre buuuut it wasn't disgustingly bad. Just like, wow they didn't try hard at all and wow this is an obvious ad for Candy Crush, Dropbox, Spotify, the cloud, etc. It's one of those movies you should only have playing in the background, otherwise you might numb your mind too much.

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  • Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri

    Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri


    Overall, it's a pretty messed up movie that tries really hard to be angry and funny at the expense of certain groups of people.

  • I, Tonya

    I, Tonya


    A film that's best summarized by a moment in the audience, in which someone laughs hard at a fucked-up abuse scene, and it's fucked up to the extent that another audience member has to say, "hey, it's actually not funny."

    There were so many gross abusive scenes that just left me feeling sicker and sicker, and they were never reconciled. Perhaps this was supposed to be a fun middle ground between humor and abuse (lol, what a laughable phrase), but…