• Goat Witch

    Goat Witch


    She transcended beautifully.

  • Gamera: Guardian of the Universe

    Gamera: Guardian of the Universe


    That was one hell of a pagar at the end. I mean it even went to SPACE!

    I love Gamera, I must buy a tigers eye stone in the shape of a claw.

  • No Such Thing As Monsters

    No Such Thing As Monsters


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Confirmed, caravaning is hell.

    Everything else, yeah fine.

    Then the end. Who's baby was that at the end?

  • The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Miss Osbourne

    The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Miss Osbourne


    That bath looks cosy lush, and out Udo Kier pops all bowl cut crazy. This happens almost near the end, how I suffered beforehand....fill me with hatred!

    The carnage that flows from that point on is worth a look. Oh Miss Osbourne put them away.

  • Freeway II: Confessions of a Trickbaby

    Freeway II: Confessions of a Trickbaby


    Cyclona hits White Girl like a psychotic cyclone. They bond, hit it off, and fall in love.

    Crystal has a cheeky charm, and Sister Gomez gives me goosebumps.

    Drop your crystals to find your way back but don't count on the meth crows picking them up. Sister Gomez is a sweet talking smoothy, heck eat up my pretty, I've plans for you.

  • Tales from the Hood 2

    Tales from the Hood 2


    Lots of laughs along with The Medium & Date Night segments, chilled by The Sacrifice.

    Toys, ghosts, vampires, and a cute killer robot.

    The SHIT!

    Enjoyed this just as much as the 1st.

  • The Guest Room

    The Guest Room


    No you cannot jump out a window cause yer man left you.

    She gets a knockie at the door just when she's about to chuck it all away.

    I was a big smiling sap by the end. Side note.... How good are those suction bags though!

  • Two Witches

    Two Witches


    Remind me to buy a stop my dogs barking at people that go by my garden candle.

    Sarah has the cutest dismembered finger.

    Your moons have come a knocking hen. Now her gran was dark but this one oh she likes to play and I feel wicked for laughing oh Charlie run!

    Oh Charlie you are never going to forget that debagging. I bet you're glad Dustin ding donged wicked firestarter. Masha meet your coven, they are lovely....

    I'm ferociously devouring that apple.

  • Hotel Poseidon

    Hotel Poseidon


    Well I'm itching to clean something.

    Bahnanas. Just when I thought I was getting it.....shift gear and scramble my head.

    Each one of those characters could star in their own horror movie.

  • On The Third Day

    On The Third Day


    Be wary of a priest that says 'That's not your blood', he'll cut your head off.

    Really good.

  • The Free Fall

    The Free Fall


    As soon as Shawn Ashmore pops his wee heed up from the bed my heart sank.

    Casting my judgements aside, clean slate and all that, it's not too bad. I did gasp at the end.

  • We're All Going to the World's Fair

    We're All Going to the World's Fair


    Watch this all day for the dancing with...

    🎵Loving winter
    It's my thing
    Marshmallow melting
    You're my favourite mug🎵

    Do you remember the 3am challenge?