• Goat Witch

    Goat Witch

    ★★★★

    She transcended beautifully.

  • Gamera: Guardian of the Universe

    Gamera: Guardian of the Universe

    ★★★½

    That was one hell of a pagar at the end. I mean it even went to SPACE!

    I love Gamera, I must buy a tigers eye stone in the shape of a claw.

  • No Such Thing As Monsters

    No Such Thing As Monsters

    ★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Confirmed, caravaning is hell.

    Everything else, yeah fine.

    Then the end. Who's baby was that at the end?

  • The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Miss Osbourne

    The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Miss Osbourne

    ★★½

    That bath looks cosy lush, and out Udo Kier pops all bowl cut crazy. This happens almost near the end, how I suffered beforehand....fill me with hatred!

    The carnage that flows from that point on is worth a look. Oh Miss Osbourne put them away.

  • Freeway II: Confessions of a Trickbaby

    Freeway II: Confessions of a Trickbaby

    ★★★½

    Cyclona hits White Girl like a psychotic cyclone. They bond, hit it off, and fall in love.

    Crystal has a cheeky charm, and Sister Gomez gives me goosebumps.

    Drop your crystals to find your way back but don't count on the meth crows picking them up. Sister Gomez is a sweet talking smoothy, heck eat up my pretty, I've plans for you.

  • Tales from the Hood 2

    Tales from the Hood 2

    ★★★½

    Lots of laughs along with The Medium & Date Night segments, chilled by The Sacrifice.

    Toys, ghosts, vampires, and a cute killer robot.

    The SHIT!

    Enjoyed this just as much as the 1st.

  • The Guest Room

    The Guest Room

    ★★★★

    No you cannot jump out a window cause yer man left you.

    She gets a knockie at the door just when she's about to chuck it all away.

    I was a big smiling sap by the end. Side note.... How good are those suction bags though!

  • Two Witches

    Two Witches

    ★★★★

    Boogeywoman
    Remind me to buy a stop my dogs barking at people that go by my garden candle.

    Sarah has the cutest dismembered finger.

    Masha
    Your moons have come a knocking hen. Now her gran was dark but this one oh she likes to play and I feel wicked for laughing oh Charlie run!

    Epilogue
    Oh Charlie you are never going to forget that debagging. I bet you're glad Dustin ding donged wicked firestarter. Masha meet your coven, they are lovely....

    I'm ferociously devouring that apple.

  • Hotel Poseidon

    Hotel Poseidon

    ★★★

    Well I'm itching to clean something.

    Bahnanas. Just when I thought I was getting it.....shift gear and scramble my head.

    Each one of those characters could star in their own horror movie.

  • On The Third Day

    On The Third Day

    ★★★½

    Be wary of a priest that says 'That's not your blood', he'll cut your head off.

    Really good.

  • The Free Fall

    The Free Fall

    ★★★

    As soon as Shawn Ashmore pops his wee heed up from the bed my heart sank.

    Casting my judgements aside, clean slate and all that, it's not too bad. I did gasp at the end.

  • We're All Going to the World's Fair

    We're All Going to the World's Fair

    ★★★

    Watch this all day for the dancing with...

    🎵Loving winter
    It's my thing
    Marshmallow melting
    You're my favourite mug🎵

    Do you remember the 3am challenge?