little valentines day watch! this is a movie that has not lost one bit of its edge since the first time i watched it. i remember at first i thought this was kind of an off color movie for PTA but i think i was a dumbass or something because this is pure PTA! literally no one else could have possibly made this shit.
Betcha didnt expect to see this!
This movie is completely different when watched on its own outside of a packed theatre like i saw it the first two times, when i gave it 5 stars. some things hold up perfectly. i still think cliff is just a cool dude, even if he is just brad pitt irl. Leo just absolutely nails this role. the ending obviously is still just absolutely spectacular in every way. i still come close to tearing…
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this is like if buzzfeed made a feature film. god this was trash. i could have recorded myself sucking six cocks and put it in theatres and it would have been more of an inspirational gay pride film than this. this movie features a gay love interest that looks like a chicken run claymation human. god this was unbearable. i had to brush my teeth and take a shower after this abismal homo experience. the f*t girl is fucking annoying. everyone is annoying. please god... im on my hands and knees begging you... to miss 👏 me 👏 with 👏 this 👏 gay 👏shit.