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  • Punch-Drunk Love

    Punch-Drunk Love

    ★★★★★

    little valentines day watch! this is a movie that has not lost one bit of its edge since the first time i watched it. i remember at first i thought this was kind of an off color movie for PTA but i think i was a dumbass or something because this is pure PTA! literally no one else could have possibly made this shit.

  • Once Upon a Time… in Hollywood

    Once Upon a Time… in Hollywood

    ★★★½

    Betcha didnt expect to see this!
    This movie is completely different when watched on its own outside of a packed theatre like i saw it the first two times, when i gave it 5 stars. some things hold up perfectly. i still think cliff is just a cool dude, even if he is just brad pitt irl. Leo just absolutely nails this role. the ending obviously is still just absolutely spectacular in every way. i still come close to tearing…

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  • Booksmart

    Booksmart

    ½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    this is like if buzzfeed made a feature film. god this was trash. i could have recorded myself sucking six cocks and put it in theatres and it would have been more of an inspirational gay pride film than this. this movie features a gay love interest that looks like a chicken run claymation human. god this was unbearable. i had to brush my teeth and take a shower after this abismal homo experience. the f*t girl is fucking annoying. everyone is annoying. please god... im on my hands and knees begging you... to miss 👏 me 👏 with 👏 this 👏 gay 👏shit.

  • Parasite

    Parasite

    ★★★★★

    yeah idk what to say but this is the best film of 2019 imo!!!