• The Last Duel

    The Last Duel

    ★★★★

    holy shit man that ending was intense. some seriously awesome medieval combat going on here dude. i will say it is a slow burn for damn sure but i almost forgot all about the build up by the end of it. definitely asking for a little more patience from the audience then i might have expected based on the trailer but im not mad about it.

  • Eraserhead

    Eraserhead

    ★★½

    kind of like those paintings where its just a bunch of paint splattered on the canvas and ur supposed to be like "oh shit that looks like my dad dude" or something idk. means nothing to me.

  • No Time to Die

    No Time to Die

    ★★★★½

    been waiting for a chance to see a movie in the dolby cinema format and i figured this would be a good one to test it out. holy shit this was amazing. looked absolutely incredible and sounded incredible as well. definitely worth watching this whole series.

  • Dear Evan Hansen

    Dear Evan Hansen

    moral of the story: if u impersonate ur dead classmate in hopes of bangin his sister, thats okay bc ur fuckin dad left alright? mr ansen looks like the 4th chipmunk from alvin and the chipmunks; the human one. and if i could, id watch him jumpin out of that tree on repeat for atleast 30 minutes a day. evander hansel looks like they just took a squash and glued some angel hair to it. i will put him in the fucking dirt.

  • Venom: Let There Be Carnage

    Venom: Let There Be Carnage

    ★★

    it aint the fuckin worst ive ever seen but it aint damn good. that one scene with the doctor lady getting choked is one of the funniest things ive ever seen in my life. bomb ass post credit scene.

  • Unbreakable

    Unbreakable

    ★★★½

    just realizing i never logged this shiet

  • Boogie Nights

    Boogie Nights

    ★★★★½

    this shit makes me wanna do a PTATHON! but id like to never watch hard eight or the master again. its insane how seamlessly this goes between chill retro hangout comedy and fucked up dark crime/drama. like you do not know what to expect with this shit lmao. but for some reason i always forget that this isnt just a hangout movie and im kind of shocked at how real it gets.

  • Bottle Rocket

    Bottle Rocket

    ★★★★

    got to see the trailer for PTA's new movie on 35mm! thoughts on the trailer: it doesnt reveal a damn thing about the story, but based on the tone and atmosphere and music and whatnot, im like 100% sure this is PTA's take on the classic dazed and confused style hangout movie. seems most similar to "boogie nights" than any of his other work just based on the trailer. emphasis on "PTA's take" because im sure some ridiculous shit will…

  • Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings

    Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings

    ★★½

    im pretty disappointed but its not a bad movie. i think it had a chance to take things in a different direction than the typical mcu content, and to some extent it did, but it still has that plasticy sort of feel to it. almost like watching a feature length commercial or some shit. yall know i fuckin hate CGI and there were a couple moments in this where i literally dont fucking get how they couldnt be fucked to…

  • Marley & Me

    Marley & Me

    ★½

    this movie literally is just like "cry you piece of shit."

  • Candyman

    Candyman

    ★★★½

    strange... fascinating even?

  • Logan

    Logan

    ★★★★

    bobby started off as my favorite character, but later on i realized hes just straight up toxic.