Venom ★★★

nuclear take but this is a rom-com. also i'm still dying at how venom HAD to have titties during the make out scene so we would immediately know the horny alien creature wasn't kissing eddie of its own volition and it was actually michelle williams in there! they tried to give a giant "no homo" to the audience but nice try fools, its all still very gay

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