Favorite films

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  Cocaine Bear 2023

  ★★ Watched 23 Feb 2023 2

  man, i wanted to enjoy this SO much more than i actually did. the jokes don’t land at the pace they should, the gore is fleeting, the choice of how it got edited is WILD and some characters are wholly unused or flat out unexplained. as off as i felt about the movie itself, i do have to give massive props to alden ehrenreich and o'shea jackson jr. absolute standouts of the film by a long shot.

  now that i…

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  Orphan: First Kill 2022

  ★★★★ Added

  "Surprise I'm not your daughter, I'M A MUTANT GRIFTER. Now if you don't mind i'm going to go upstairs and fuck MY husband." is the greatest line said in any movie. maybe ever.

Recent reviews

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  Alien³ 1992

  ★★★ Rewatched 03 Jun 2023

  david fincher will forever have hall of fame status for walking into the alien franchise, seeing the beloved child and being like "yeah we're gonna autopsy that kid immediately"

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  Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 01 Jun 2023

  i cant stop fucking smiling and this is only part one

  what a tremendously special work of art this is

Popular reviews

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  Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2022

  ★★ Watched 30 Jan 2022

  did you want texas chainsaw massacre to have a school shooting plot that goes nowhere? BOY do i have a movie for you.....

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  Knock at the Cabin 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 25 Jan 2023

  oh BOY did i reaaaaally like this but GOD DAMN does dave bautista take the proverbial ball and run with it.

  cant say enough good things about this honestly. m night returns to his roots to hit a tense home run that gave me massive "signs" vibes with the emotional stock behind it.

  also shyamalan gets a forever pass for future films for allowing dave bautista to go absolutely OFF.

  hell yeah.