You can't take this life straight. You howl at the moon as some sort of prayer. You're a beast. You shed your hair yet it doesn't grow back. You have two shadows. There are three of you. You consume. It's all you do. You're a consumer and you're being consumed. Do you remember a time before the past started consuming you? Do you remember what freedom was like?
For a very long time, I went to church, and I believed…
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The Master 2012
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Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness 2022
forget my last review none of the criticisms matter this movie rules in every way. haters will hate. Raimi haters will hate it and MCU haters will hate it. yet at the end of the day, this movie is the absolute balls. good day to you all .
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Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness 2022
Pretty much what I expected: a total mess, reminiscent of so much of what I think is wrong with a lot of comic books, particularly modern ones. It's overstuffed with characters and refferences, throwing nonsense at the wall and hoping nerds get it. I got it though, because I am either a nerd who unfortunately likes this shit, or because Sam Raimi is just that good. Probably both. I have no doubt Marvel executives just wanted to make a weird…
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Moon Knight 2022
I'm going to say some things almost immediately in this review that will likely make people take me less seriously, and if that's you, then unfollow me please. It's for your own good. I'm going to be sincere now.
After I watched episode five, I listened to "The Place Where He Inserted the Blade" by Black Country, New Road and cried like a baby, then at 11 PM I went outside and walked around for a half an hour and…
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Sufjan Stevens: Carrie & Lowell Live 2017
There are very few men who have been as hot as Sufjan Stevens in this concert.
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X-Men 2000
A perfect example of how to take incredible characters with so much potential and suck the life out of them until they are insufferable, brooding, boring assholes with no interesting qualities.
"When they come out... does it hurt?"
"Every time."
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Everything Everywhere All at Once 2022
I reviewed this when I first watched it, but I was too emotional. Film reviewing requires precise, unbiased, objective facts. This film is a cosmic gumbo of everything I could ever possibly find meaningful in a film. I will never forget the feelings I felt. I will never forget the tears I shed in front of everyone in the theater, and not caring at all what people thought of me. For the better half of this movie, I was a…
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