Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Thanksgiving 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 16 Nov 2023

  By far, the best thing Eli Roth has ever done. Also, totally on board with the killer’s agenda.

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  Ernest Scared Stupid 1991

  ★ Watched 22 Oct 2023

  Well, now I’ve seen this.

Popular reviews

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  Blow-Up 1966

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 24 Aug 2013 4

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  A friend of mine once said, "All movies end one of three ways. Somebody gets married. Somebody dies. Or mimes playing tennis."

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  Fifty Shades of Grey 2015

  ★ Watched 13 Feb 2015 4

  In one scene, Grey reminds Anna to remember her safe word. He then ties her down and performs oral sex on her. Unless he's abominably bad at oral sex, she's never going to use that safe word. On the other hand, I tried using the safe word, but the movie kept going.