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  • Pokémon Detective Pikachu

    Pokémon Detective Pikachu

    ★★★½

    "I can stop anytime I want - these are choices."

    I haven't wanted a pokemon so badly since I was 8.

  • At Eternity's Gate

    At Eternity's Gate

    ★★

    I'm a Hercules meme after this film.

    ("disaPPOINTED!")

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  • The Blind Side

    The Blind Side

    ½

    In today's episode of "why the hell did I watch this"...

    129 minutes of White Christian Conservatives grotesquely congratulating themselves for a bare minimum of human decency.

  • The Sixth Sense

    The Sixth Sense

    ★★★★

    Alternate title: It's Always Spooky in Philadelphia