Favorite films

  • Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
  • The Lego Movie
  • Captain America: The Winter Soldier
  • Kingsman: The Secret Service

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  • Pleasantville

    ★★★★

  • The DUFF

    ★★★★

  • Spirited Away

    ★★★★★

  • Murder on the Orient Express

    ★★★

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  • Barbie and the Magic of Pegasus 3-D

    Barbie and the Magic of Pegasus 3-D

    ★★★½

    Hell yeah. This is so much fun. Barbie's hair and outfits are so snatched in this one, yes gawd mama. *Tongue pops* Also she is pretty smart in this one and I live. This bitch really made me want to skate as a kid. Second best Barbie movie of all time.
    But honestly, I hope Shiver chokes.

  • Green Lantern

    Green Lantern

    ★★

    Why is Hal's mask CGI? Why did they change his eye color?
    What is Taika Waititi doing here? When are we getting the Taika Waititi/Ryan Reynolds collab that we actually deserve?