This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
Films
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Murder on the Orient Express 2017
can Willem Dafoe please do us all a favour and stop giving everyone the cinematic equivalent of blue balls by taking roles where he only shows up for two seconds
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Black Widow 2021
first movie back in theaters since january 2020!
anyways florence pugh❤️rachel weisz🤍
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Raya and the Last Dragon 2021
predictable but in a very fun way! can’t wait for raya and namaari to fall in love. also made me want to be a princess.
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Godzilla vs. Kong 2021
fuck godzilla and king kong i need some throatzilla on this ding dong 😩😩
Lists
Allmovies whose soundtrack i have saved on spotify
sam 26 films
✨ALL TIME✨
Samster3000🌦 30 films
Both the hero and villain are hot, creating ~discourse~
Holly 🏳️🌈 7 films
issy’s fav movies (she thinks)
issy 🥝 74 films
movies that make me go, “is nic cage actually hot?”
sam 4 films
tracie thoms plays a lesbian with a professional degree in a musical set during the aids epidemic where at least one of the main characters is jewish
sam 2 films
they’re in prison and also it’s pink
sam 2 films
the posters have the cast in boxes
sam 40 films