Favorite films

  • The Matrix
  • To Die For
  • Fargo
  • Boogie Nights

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  • A Hero


  • The Fallout


  • Am I Ok?


  • Cha Cha Real Smooth


Pinned reviews

  • Don't Look Up

    Don't Look Up


    Adam McKay fucked around and made a poor man’s version of Dr. Strangelove titled Dr. Dibiasky or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Comet 

  • Spencer



    Before I start this review, I wanted to share these comments I found on Twitter when it was announced last year that Kristen Stewart was going to play Princess Diana. 

    Kristen Stewart is a terrible actress and I seriously don’t get how y’all can’t see it

    One of the most charismatic people in all of history is being played by an actress who has the emotional span of a brick wall

    What did Princess Diana do to deserve this?!?


Recent reviews

  • The Paperboy

    The Paperboy

    The Golden Globes and SAG Awards back in 2012 saw The Paperboy, and in particular, the scene in which Nicole Kidman takes a piss on Zac Efron and were like “Yeah, let’s nominate her for this performance”. Charlotte Bless was essentially a trashier version of Suzanne Stone

  • Being the Ricardos

    Being the Ricardos


    Nicole Kidman once again shows why she’s one of the best actresses of all time and my personal favorite. She proved the doubters wrong and I loved her as Lucille Ball. An alternate Christian Cortave would probably have her winning Oscar No. 2 because she was that good but the real me is happy that she’s getting all of these nominations. I do wish that Being the Ricardos was a lot better than what we got because the premise was…

Popular reviews

  • The Devil All the Time

    The Devil All the Time


    I went into The Devil All The Time blindly, didn’t see a single trailer but was aware of how stacked this cast was. A mutual of mine was nice enough to send me a screener so I was able to see it two days before it drops on Netflix and overall I was pretty conflicted.

    This wasn’t a bad movie at all, there was a handful of good things. First of all, the performances are very good; the standouts being…

  • The Woman in the Window

    The Woman in the Window

    Amy Adams is in her flop era, you hate to see it. I’m sure she’ll eventually bounce back