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  • The Matrix
  • To Die For
  • Fargo
  • Boogie Nights

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  • A Hero

    ★★★★

  • The Fallout

    ★★★★

  • Am I Ok?

    ★★★½

  • Cha Cha Real Smooth

    ★★★★

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  • Don't Look Up

    Don't Look Up

    ★★★

    Adam McKay fucked around and made a poor man’s version of Dr. Strangelove titled Dr. Dibiasky or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Comet 

  • Spencer

    Spencer

    ★★★★★

    Before I start this review, I wanted to share these comments I found on Twitter when it was announced last year that Kristen Stewart was going to play Princess Diana. 

    Kristen Stewart is a terrible actress and I seriously don’t get how y’all can’t see it

    One of the most charismatic people in all of history is being played by an actress who has the emotional span of a brick wall

    What did Princess Diana do to deserve this?!?

    Those…

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  • The Paperboy

    The Paperboy

    The Golden Globes and SAG Awards back in 2012 saw The Paperboy, and in particular, the scene in which Nicole Kidman takes a piss on Zac Efron and were like “Yeah, let’s nominate her for this performance”. Charlotte Bless was essentially a trashier version of Suzanne Stone

  • Being the Ricardos

    Being the Ricardos

    ★★★½

    Nicole Kidman once again shows why she’s one of the best actresses of all time and my personal favorite. She proved the doubters wrong and I loved her as Lucille Ball. An alternate Christian Cortave would probably have her winning Oscar No. 2 because she was that good but the real me is happy that she’s getting all of these nominations. I do wish that Being the Ricardos was a lot better than what we got because the premise was…

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  • The Devil All the Time

    The Devil All the Time

    ★★★

    I went into The Devil All The Time blindly, didn’t see a single trailer but was aware of how stacked this cast was. A mutual of mine was nice enough to send me a screener so I was able to see it two days before it drops on Netflix and overall I was pretty conflicted.

    This wasn’t a bad movie at all, there was a handful of good things. First of all, the performances are very good; the standouts being…

  • The Woman in the Window

    The Woman in the Window

    Amy Adams is in her flop era, you hate to see it. I’m sure she’ll eventually bounce back