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  • Spider Baby
  • Thriller: A Cruel Picture
  • The Beyond
  • The Phantom of Regular Size

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  • Peter the Penguin

    ★★★★

  • Undress Me

    ★★★★

  • Vortex

    ★★★★

  • The Boogeywoman

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  • The Black Phone

    The Black Phone

    ★★★★

    “Jesus, what the fuck!”

    Scott Derrickson went back to his Sinister roots with his looming trees, ghostly kids, and grain footage, offering us his best Stephen King adaptation without it being a Stephen King adaptation. Giving off strong IT vibes with all sorts of supernatural overtones and trauma afflicted kids, strictly heightened by numerous child performances— Madeleine McGraw, cast her in everything now!— that were both stellar and convincing. But… it’s Ethan Hawke for me, Ethan-motherfucking-Hawke; give the man a…

  • Mad God

    Mad God

    ★★★★★

    If you disobey me and remain hostile to me I will act against you in wrathful hostility. I, for my part, will discipline you sevenfold for your sins. 

    Mad God! Mad God! Mad God! 
    Phil Mad God Tippett!
    fear the wrath and debauchery of what 
    thirty years in the making looks like. enter a world full of decrepit souls, fuming decay, and vial visuals so bleak and hellish. Phil Tippett’s version of Hell within Hell, the inner depths of a destroyed…

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  • Vortex

    Vortex

    ★★★★

    to all those whose brains will decompose before their hearts 

    gaspar noé: pain 

    the saddest thing when your body turns on you, and the saddest thing when Gaspar Noé rubs it in our face; showcasing the untimely outcome of our evident expiration date. 
    exceptional storytelling here, a very humanistic / touching side of Noé that we surely don’t get to see enough of, his use of split screen gives us the opportunity to see the small things that become habits…

  • Do No Harm

    Do No Harm

    ★★★★

    You are not my patient. 

    I’ve been on a short film kick lately and having the most fun watching all sorts of creative minds work their magic, but reading that Do No Harm is being compared to the insane levels of The Raid, naturally I had to check it out. Gripping from the moment it starts and progresses into some bad ass surgeon vs. criminals mayhem in a single location hospital setting with numerous scalpel deaths and sick hard-hitting choreography, all the while directed by a woman? YES PLEASE. 

    fucking awesome.

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  • There Will Be Blood

    There Will Be Blood

    ★★★★★

    THE ACTING IN THIS MOVIE.
    THE MUSIC IN THIS MOVIE.
    THE CINEMATOGRAPHY IN THIS MOVIE.
    THE SPEECHES IN THIS MOVIE.
    THE OPENING SCENE IN THIS MOVIE.
    THE SCENES IN BETWEEN THIS MOVIE.
    THE ENDING SCENE IN THIS MOVIE.
    DANIEL DAY-LEWIS IN THIS MOVIE.
    PAUL DANO IN THIS MOVIE.

    My GOD.
    Thank you PTA.

    I'm practically speechless, but of course, I have to atleast say something besides those things stated above. PTA is a genius, a complete mastermind, I'm a huge…

  • Fresh

    Fresh

    ★★★★½

    “You know how I knew you were special? 
    Cause you’re fucked up too.”

    Extremely cute Noa is tired of dating, online dating and the get-to-know you stages of dating, until she meets intensely charming Steve at the grocery store— because who actually meets people in grocery stores anymore. Noa takes a chance and gives him her number, their chemistry is undeniable, but is it too good to be true? 

    “It’s indescribable.”
    Jesus fucking Christ I loved this!
    It’s witty, it’s…