Chris Ahjem

Only reviewing and rating films as I re/watch them 🍿

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  • Lady Macbeth

    Lady Macbeth


    An insane performance from Florence Pugh but I’m rating this so low because it just bummed me tf out

    There was basically nothing satisfying/enjoyable about this film at all. It wasn’t just bleak in tone but bleak in its intent too, what was it trying to say? Any message trying to be portrayed was so lost imo by making this character so morally reprehensible 

    I just think the director swung and missed, not just the ball but the whole damn…

  • Avengers: Endgame

    Avengers: Endgame


    Dear Kevin Feige, 
    Give us an A-Force movie, coward!   
    Thank you, 
    The World x

    Throw my film degree in the bin coz I’m a Marvel stan again lollll

Popular reviews

  • Doctor Who: Revolution of the Daleks

    Doctor Who: Revolution of the Daleks


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Chibnall really heard the “Give 13 a hug” complaints and turned this episode into a massive companion/Doctor hug-a-thon. And I’m so grateful for it 

    This was probably the most Broadchurch-esque episode and I loved the in-depth focus on the characters. Having Jack back was a delight, Yaz really really shone and Ryan and Graham had a lovely little ending. 

    A few kinks that needed ironing out: The prison break was too rushed, the pace was a bit slow at first…

  • Sense8: Amor Vincit Omnia

    Sense8: Amor Vincit Omnia


    This show was everything and I’m so annoyed Netflix cancelled it for low views after never properly promoting it. The diversity, the global setting, the cast, the queerness, the community - pure brilliance.

    This 2.5 hour finale had the insanely difficult task to satisfyingly complete a complex story after only two seasons despite set up for three more. And Lana Wachowski masterfully managed to

    One of the most satisfying, beautiful and exciting ends to a TV series I’ve experienced and I…