*45-year-old Evil Dead 2 die-hard obsessively licking the inside of a clearly empty dime bag of Raimi dust in front of his frightened 10-year-old* SAM'S BACK!!!
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Cherry 2021
Imagine Martin Scorsese tells you that you are only good for making amusement park rides for Disney babies and you get spooked so bad that you try to make a *two and a half hour* dramatic adaptation of a bestseller that is markedly more shallow than the movies with the flag-shield man and his talking raccoon friends. Indefensible.
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