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  • Instrument
  • Hail Mary
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  • Lightyear

  • Saving Private Ryan

    ★★★½

  • The Northman

    ★★★★

  • Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

    ★★

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  • Lightyear

    Lightyear

    As is true of most kids his age, Andy had absolute shit taste in movies.

  • Saving Private Ryan

    Saving Private Ryan

    The absolute worst notions that reinforce full-tilt American nationalism stirred into a tango with the most forceful and devastating elements of a distinctly American school of visual storytelling, facilitated by one of the greatest forgers of modern spectacle to ever be born on this continent. Impossible not to be gripped and dazzled by in whole, but also leaves a bad taste in the mouth that never leaves.

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  • Cherry

    Cherry

    Imagine Martin Scorsese tells you that you are only good for making amusement park rides for Disney babies and you get spooked so bad that you try to make a *two and a half hour* dramatic adaptation of a bestseller that is markedly more shallow than the movies with the flag-shield man and his talking raccoon friends. Indefensible.

  • Polar

    Polar

    The inevitable edge-lord variation on John Wick. Men who DM porn stars at 3 AM and leave all-caps comments on female journalists tweets are about to have a new favorite movie.