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  • O.J.: Made in America

    O.J.: Made in America

    ★★★★★

    Maybe I’m a dumbass, but I’m convinced this is the best documentary I’ve ever seen. I apologize if I’m wrong, but this is the most important piece of content that I’ve ever encountered when it comes to my understanding of America.

  • Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb

    Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb

    ★★★★★

    “I DONT LIKE THEM PUTTIN FLUORIDE IN THE WATER THAT TURNS THE FRIGGIN FROGS GAY!”

    — General Jack Ripper

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  • Dead Man

    Dead Man

    ★★★★

    Loved it, even if I think the parts are better than the whole. Easily one of the best Depp performances and eventually might pass Ed Wood as my favorite. Jarmusch finds a way to make everything feel so effortless in this to the point that you almost have to be drawn in. For a movie completely concerned with the vibe and tone, it moves remarkably well and has an aesthetic that I know I'm going to come back to.

  • Dark Phoenix

    Dark Phoenix

    I know I’m far from the first person to say this, but it’s a complete and total disaster and I’m honestly surprised it was released. I’ve never seen this many accomplished actors look so bored and I don’t think it’s a coincidence that I’m worried about the career trajectory of almost everyone involved.

    On another note, never make Sophie Turner do an American accent again. I believe in her but she just seems so uncomfortable and incapable of expressing any…

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  • Spenser Confidential

    Spenser Confidential

    ★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    A list of the things Mark Wahlberg does in Spenser Confidential:

    -- Beats the shit out of Post Malone
    -- Attends a school for truckers
    -- Steals a van full of fentanyl
    -- Talks to multiple dogs
    -- Lives in a house owned by MMA coach Alan Arkin
    -- Gets his ass kicked while a remix of Sweet Caroline plays in the background
    -- Has a UFC fighter best friend named Hawk
    -- Says, "What the fuck is the cloud?…

  • Tiger King: Murder, Mayhem and Madness

    Tiger King: Murder, Mayhem and Madness

    ★★★½

    America is a fucking crazy place