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  • A Quiet Place

    A Quiet Place


    Wow. Tell everyone you know to see this. Just don’t yell.

  • The Fate of the Furious

    The Fate of the Furious


    A five-star one-star film. Which works out at three stars. Which is what I gave it last year. Seems about right. Stupendously dumb fun.

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  • Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri

    Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    How good is Three Billboards? Well, I’ve waited ages for a movie in which Caleb Landry Jones gets thrown out of a window, and when it finally comes, he’s so interesting and likeable that I didn’t actually want it to happen.

    That’s how good Three Billboards is.

  • Guardians of the Galaxy

    Guardians of the Galaxy


    Yep. I, unlike many others, have a soft spot for the sequel, but Vol. 1 is as fresh as the first mixtape you ever heard. Funny, knowing, and filled with great tunes and character beats. As good as the MCU gets.

    Ronan is still rubbish, mind. And he doesn’t accuse anyone of anything.