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What an amazing achievement, this review will be far too gushing but here you go:

Scale

The scale of this film is unlike anything I have ever witnessed before, it’s an absolutely MONSTORUS BEHEMOUTH of a BEAST, and Nolan deserves high praise for delivering something of this dimension with such aplomb. The film left me awestruck, and upon its conclusion I remained in my seat, not wanting to…

Growl... Zipperhead... Growl... Growl... Eggroll... Growl... Growl... Click-Clack, Ding-Dong and Charlie Chan... Growl... Growl... Growl... We shot men, stabbed them with bayonets, chopped up 17 year olds with shovels... Growl... Growl... Growl... Get me another beer, Dragon Lady! This one's running on empty... Growl... Growl... I used to stack fucks likes you five feet high in Korea... use ya for sand bags... Growl… Growl… Yeah, well just keep your hands off my dog… Growl... Growl... Growl... Growl... Growl...

I absolutely…