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  • Kim Possible

    Kim Possible

    ½

    fuckery

  • Jojo Rabbit

    Jojo Rabbit

    ★★★

    Towards the end of the film, the fire alarm went off.

    Not in the theater itself, but in the lobby.

    Some heard it and went out to investigate.

    This resulted in people just like...gossiping about there being a fire? Like we all started playing a game of fucking telephone.

    The whispering about about a possible fire resulted in half the audience standing to leave and half the audience sitting in confusion.

    At one point, I asked if the people whispering…

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  • Love, Simon

    Love, Simon

    ★½

    Simon: "Okay maybe not THAT gay"
    audience: *laughs*
    me: "____"

  • Suspiria

    Suspiria

    ★★★★★

    Me: *runs into room* Quick! Somebody get me a phone!!!!

    *someone hands me a phone*

    Me: *dials the phone in a panic*

    Chief: *waking up from a deep sleep* he-hello?

    Me: Chief....this is it.