christian Pro

23 he/him. i’m not only bad at writing movie reviews but bad at watching them too

Favorite films

  • Walkabout
  • Chinatown
  • Blue Collar
  • Short Cuts

Recent activity

  • Nick Mullen: The Year of the Dragon

  • The Killer


  • The Incredibles


  • Barbie


Recent reviews

  • Bottoms



    for some reason my sister picked this to watch with our parents which was an interesting choice. ayo rules

  • The Voyeurs

    The Voyeurs

    keep trying to get back into watching movies regularly but always end up watching some shit like this. counterproductive

    rear window but everyone’s dumb and annoying and canadian

Popular reviews

  • The Rules of Attraction

    The Rules of Attraction

    one of those “i can’t figure out if this is good or awful” movies

  • Sideways



    couldn’t care less about wine or these two jerks