Favorite films

  • The Graduate
  • The Young Girls of Rochefort
  • Chinatown
  • Short Cuts

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  • Spirited Away

    ★★★½

  • Funny People

    ★★★

  • Scream 4

  • Ma

    ★½

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  • Spirited Away

    Spirited Away

    ★★★½

    i don’t like the big baby

  • Funny People

    Funny People

    ★★★

    i can’t dislike a movie that has seth rogen, jonah hill, and jason schwartzman as roommates. the best description of this movie is ‘not bad’. it’s a dramedy that isn’t funny enough to be a comedy and it isn’t a very good drama but it’s somewhat enjoyable

    i was happy to learn where that picture of adam sandler’s head on a baby’s body came from

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  • Sideways

    Sideways

    ★★½

    couldn’t care less about wine or these two jerks

  • Citizen Kane

    Citizen Kane

    ★★★★★

    the idea of someone rating this three and a half stars bothers me. even more than if someone rated it two stars or a half star. something about three and a half stars is more insulting. i’ve created this hypothetical person in my mind that’s rambling to me about how citizen kane is “pretty good, but ____” and i hate this hypothetical person

    anyway, yeah. orson is insane for this. 25-26 years old, and he makes this movie. guess i’ll check out that mank movie soon, i’ve heard rumblings of possible welles slander though