Christian Scognamillo

Christian Scognamillo

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Favorite films

  • The Good, the Bad and the Ugly
  • Mary and Max
  • When Harry Met Sally...
  • Kill Bill: Vol. 1

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  • Violent Night

    ★★★½

  • Die Hard

    ★★★★

  • Strange World

  • Airplane!

    ★★★★

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  • Pinocchio

    Pinocchio

    ½

    An absolute disaster and an embarrassing entry into the Disney lexicon.  There were zero redeeming qualities.

    EDIT: when I wrote this review originally I still had an hour and 15 minutes left and I mentioned the cinematography was alright.  It got progressively worse as it went along however and was shot like it was gonna be shown in IMAX 3D which is annoying and bad.  This is the worst movie of 2022 as of now unless something even worse comes along later.

  • Triangle of Sadness

    Triangle of Sadness

    ★★★★½

    So so good!  One of the best movies of the year!  I loved the message they were tryna convey and how they did it.  It goes in so many different directions you don’t expect.  The vomit scenes are absolutely disgusting.  They actually got food hanging out their mouths and everything 🤢.  My only complaint is that it’s way too long and doesn’t need to be.  Also the ending is a little anti climatic.  Other than that I strongly recommend!

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  • Violent Night

    Violent Night

    ★★★½

    So dumb and I loved every second of it.  I laughed the whole way thru!

  • Die Hard

    Die Hard

    ★★★★

    Still gotta see this one in a theater at some point

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  • Spencer

    Spencer

    ★★★★½

    Incredibly raw, powerful, and genuinely emotional, this is one of the best movies of the year and a must see.  The filmmaking was so strong and the story told was so interesting too I now wanna learn more about Princess Diana.  Kristen Stewart also was incredible and I legitimately am rooting for her to win Best Actress at the Oscars this year.  Do not miss this one!

  • Three Thousand Years of Longing

    Three Thousand Years of Longing

    ★★★★

    Some people will despise this movie, and that’s fine, but I thought this movie was beautiful, wonderfully written and directed, and is one of the best of 2022.  It’s a visually dazzling experience and the stories the characters tell each other are very riveting.  Shocked at the mixed reviews but not surprised.