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  • The Mitchells vs. The Machines

    The Mitchells vs. The Machines


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    ☁️General Thoughts
    This was the most FUN I’ve had watching a new movie since Endgame and one of the funnier movies in recent memory. The dad trying to work YouTube and panicking with the update messages, the mom going full on momma bear John Wick, and the fucking Furby scene was some of the biggest laughs I’ve had in awhile.🤣

    This was a masterclass in efficacy of tone and style, unsurprisingly by the producers who manifested the animation masterpiece…

  • Tenet



    🔄1st Viewing🔄

    Lol I feel like I need a fucking graduate degree to understand this movie. 

    Look I’m not the brightest bulb in the bunch. I watched with captions on. Rewinded a bunch. Watched videos explaining it. Looked at timelines. And candidly I still don’t really know what the hell I just watched. So right there I couldn’t establish a basis of connection for the characters, the plot, or the themes because it’s so purposefully opaque. It feels like I’m…

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  • Mission: Impossible - Fallout

    Mission: Impossible - Fallout


    1 ⭐️ for Henry Cavills Oscar-Worthy Mustache
    1 ⭐️ for Tom’s dangling shattered foot
    1 ⭐️ for the severe carpel tunnel I developed white-knuckling it the entire movie.
    And 1 ⭐️ for each arm Cavill reloaded.

    By my math, that makes 5 ⭐️s

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    So we all agree this is just Tom Hardy’s practice run for Venom right? A foreign lifeform taking over a dudes body who the character can talk to and has trouble controlling?

    Seriously Tom, did you really think going on a diet and changing your name to Logan Marshall-Green would fool us? 

    I mean look at this Picture
    Or this one...

    Despite trying to pull a fast one on us, I appreciate the effort to do that, record this movie then quickly…