🔸1st Viewing🔸
I’m employing the ol’ “if you have nothing good day say” mantra to this one. I really don’t feel like entertaining the negativity and frustration I got from watching this. Especially in light of the more serious stuff in the world right now.
But to give the movie some credit I’ll say the fact the visual effects didn’t win or weren’t even nominated is ludicrous and the Be Our Guest moment was great.
🔸1st Viewing🔸
Yea I’ll just chalk this up to the fact that I haven't watched many movies pre-70s so this felt extremely dated to me. I was excited to watch this because I’m so interested in mythology and really don’t know the classics but fuck I was so bored. Nothing grabbed me other than the great stop-motion.
I ended up watching an animated version from the 90s called Mythic Warriors which I liked a little more. I still don’t really feel like I have a good grasp of this story so any recs for the best version of this would be appreciated.
1 ⭐️ for Henry Cavills Oscar-Worthy Mustache
1 ⭐️ for Tom’s dangling shattered foot
1 ⭐️ for the severe carpel tunnel I developed white-knuckling it the entire movie.
And 1 ⭐️ for each arm Cavill reloaded.
By my math, that makes 5 ⭐️s
So we all agree this is just Tom Hardy’s practice run for Venom right? A foreign lifeform taking over a dudes body who the character can talk to and has trouble controlling?
Seriously Tom, did you really think going on a diet and changing your name to Logan Marshall-Green would fool us?
I mean look at this Picture
Or this one...
Despite trying to pull a fast one on us, I appreciate the effort to do that, record this movie then quickly…
