Favorite films

  • Arrival
  • Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem
  • Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind
  • Almost Famous

Recent activity

  • House


  • Almost Famous


  • Bottoms


  • Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind


Recent reviews

  • House



    🐈1st Viewing🎹

    Yea I wasn’t ready for that.

    One of those movies I can appreciate the hell out of just for the unfettered imagination. I feel like this has to be the apex of how much a human can manifest chaos on the medium of film and that’s something to be commended. It also had a handful of moments I liked like the piano scene but as a whole just not my type of bananas.

  • Almost Famous

    Almost Famous


    🎤🚌1st Viewing of Bootleg Cut/2nd Total🍺🎸 

    Rock 'n' roll is a lifestyle and a way of thinking... and it's not about money and popularity. Although, some money would be nice. But it's a voice that says, "Here I am... and fuck you if you can't understand me."

    ⏳1st Watch
     The first time I watched this I remember loving it. It was before I really loved movies. Before I even watched my first Star War I think which feels like a…

Popular reviews

  • Mission: Impossible – Fallout

    Mission: Impossible – Fallout


    1 ⭐️ for Henry Cavills Oscar-Worthy Mustache
    1 ⭐️ for Tom’s dangling shattered foot
    1 ⭐️ for the severe carpel tunnel I developed white-knuckling it the entire movie.
    And 1 ⭐️ for each arm Cavill reloaded.

    By my math, that makes 5 ⭐️s

  • The Lizzie McGuire Movie

    The Lizzie McGuire Movie


    -This is an American film classic.
    - This is a foreign film classic 
    - “Sing to me Paolo” is the greatest combination of words ever written and I find myself saying it out of nowhere to this day
    - Lizzie and her trailblazing bitmoji are iconic
    - Gordo is the most loyal friend in cinema history
    - Kate has the greatest redemption arc since Darth Vader
    - Alex Bornstein was robbed of a supporting actress Oscar for Ms. Ungermeyer.
    - “What Dreams Are Made Of” was the song the Beatles spent their whole career trying and failing to write.