Favorite films

  • Alien
  • Jurassic Park
  • The Evil Dead
  • Back to the Future

Recent activity

  • Everything Everywhere All at Once


  • Morbius

  • Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness


  • Baby Done


Recent reviews


Popular reviews

  • Hellraiser: Revelations

    Hellraiser: Revelations


    Hahahaha! So fucking terrible I thought I'd opened the Lament Configuration myself.

  • After Earth

    After Earth


    Shark Sandwich.

    I wish I could leave it at that but I can't. Holy fuck balls this was as bad as I'd heard. I went in thinking "Man, everyone jumps on board and starts bashing on these movies. I bet it's actually OK."

    I WAS SO FUCKING WRONG. I wish I hadn't been. The premise sounded cool. I wasn't enamoured with the idea of Willienium and Son but I was prepared to give it a whirl.
    They got nothing right…