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  • Color Out of Space

    Color Out of Space


    Alpaca content can only carry a movie so far

  • Bicycle Thieves

    Bicycle Thieves


    You either die in poverty or you live long enough to see yourself become the Bicycle Thief.

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  • Breathless



    The greatest moments in Godard films are whenever it doesn't feel like you're trapped inside the brain of an obnoxious philosophy undergrad. Unfortunately in Breathless this is only about 20% of the time.

  • The Red Balloon

    The Red Balloon


    The solidarity among balloons is truly a model for our times

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  • Halloween



    A mostly satisfying sequel to one of the great horror movies of all time. It's very much a nostalgia trip, and there aren't any substantially new ideas, but this film is very well done, and there's a lot of great, laugh out loud humor throughout. Whether the jokes detract from the horror or pair well with it depends on what you want from a Halloween movie. After the world premiere Danny McBride said to the crowd that our reaction made…

  • Midsommar



    It felt like a mix of my worst shroom trips and awful memories of summer camp.