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    "He wouldn't.. he couldn't.." -me watching Fritz Lang move the camera through a closed window in 1931

  • A Christmas Story

    A Christmas Story


    Apocalypse Now, but the river into Cambodia is the countdown to Christmas, and Colonel Kurtz is a Red Ryder B.B. gun.

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  • The Lost Weekend

    The Lost Weekend


    Feels wrong to heavily feature a theremin in the score and not deliver a single ufo

  • Bleeding Audio

    Bleeding Audio


    Never would have imagined there being a documentary of a band like The Matches! In many ways this could be the story of any of the bands of the early 2000s pop-punk/emo scene, a time where you'd listen to any band just by virtue of them having been signed to a label like Vagrant, Epitaph, Fueled by Ramen, Victory or Drive-thru, and all your spare cash went to merch, tickets to whatever band was in town that week, and of…

Popular reviews

  • Color Out of Space

    Color Out of Space


    Alpaca content can only carry a movie so far

  • Hunted



    Movies like 'Hunted' are the reason why us fans of the genre slog through so many mediocre films - for gems like this that come out of nowhere and breathe new life into tropes that, much like our villains, refuse to stay dead. What a beautifully shot, thrilling, and darkly hilarious movie. Best of Fantasia so far.