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  • Dark Waters

    Dark Waters


    Bill Camp gives the most authentic West Virginian performance I have ever seen, my god

  • Booksmart



    Skyler Gisondo, prince of nice boys

  • Asako I & II

    Asako I & II


    It’s not you, it’s me.

  • The Boy Next Door

    The Boy Next Door


    “I’m a vice principal and that is my job!!!” - Kristin Chenoweth in this landmark cinematic achievement

  • Ford v Ferrari

    Ford v Ferrari


    Like, get over it, the car is never gonna fuck you

  • The Biggest Little Farm

    The Biggest Little Farm


    Sorry, I found this *deeply* cloying.

  • Marriage Story

    Marriage Story


    Fellow married children of divorce: it’s a mindfuck!

  • Last Christmas

    Last Christmas


    Patti LuPone shows up cradling not one but two ceramic baby Jesuses.

  • The Pirate

    The Pirate


    Lol wut

  • Us



    Happy Halloween, America!

  • Dolemite Is My Name

    Dolemite Is My Name


    It’s a delight but I still think this is held back by being the same exact structure of literally everything Alexander/Karaszewski have ever written.

  • Parasite



    “Why do you keep clinging to that stone?”

    “It keeps clinging to me.”