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  • Dark Waters

    Dark Waters

    ★★★½

    Bill Camp gives the most authentic West Virginian performance I have ever seen, my god

  • Booksmart

    Booksmart

    ★★★★

    Skyler Gisondo, prince of nice boys

  • Asako I & II

    Asako I & II

    ★★★★

    It’s not you, it’s me.

  • The Boy Next Door

    The Boy Next Door

    ★★

    “I’m a vice principal and that is my job!!!” - Kristin Chenoweth in this landmark cinematic achievement

  • Ford v Ferrari

    Ford v Ferrari

    ★★½

    Like, get over it, the car is never gonna fuck you

  • The Biggest Little Farm

    The Biggest Little Farm

    ★★

    Sorry, I found this *deeply* cloying.

  • Marriage Story

    Marriage Story

    ★★★★½

    Fellow married children of divorce: it’s a mindfuck!

  • Last Christmas

    Last Christmas

    ★★★½

    Patti LuPone shows up cradling not one but two ceramic baby Jesuses.

  • The Pirate

    The Pirate

    ★★

    Lol wut

  • Us

    Us

    ★★★★½

    Happy Halloween, America!

  • Dolemite Is My Name

    Dolemite Is My Name

    ★★★½

    It’s a delight but I still think this is held back by being the same exact structure of literally everything Alexander/Karaszewski have ever written.

  • Parasite

    Parasite

    ★★★★★

    “Why do you keep clinging to that stone?”

    “It keeps clinging to me.”