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  • Kate Plays Christine

    Kate Plays Christine

    ½

    I curse the over abundance of hyperbole for it takes away any gravity with which I can describe my hatred for this film.

  • Enemy

    Enemy

    ★★★½

    Would have been scarier if instead of spiders it was cockroaches

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  • Primer

    Primer

    ★★★★

    The last time I saw this movie was when it first came out when I was 9. My parents only showed me highly intelligent films at that age because they thought I was retarded, and they wanted me to be one of those genius retards. I'm giving this a good review because the distinct tone of this movie has lasted with me for about 11 years. I remember the exact sort of effect it gave me when I first saw it.

  • Lady Bird

    Lady Bird

    ★★★★

    If Lady bird is “literally you” and you fancy yourself to be quirky and different, look at all the other females saying she’s literally them as well. That being said, this character is literally me.