Jones

Jones

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Favorite films

  • Twin Peaks: The Return
  • In Bruges
  • Kill Bill: Vol. 1
  • Donnie Darko

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  • Mom and Dad

    ★★½

  • Scream

    ★★★

  • Scream 4

    ★★★½

  • Scream 3

    ★★½

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  • Infinity Pool

    Infinity Pool 2023

    ★★★½ Watched 28 Jan 2023 3

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Took a break from eating popcorn for a little bit but then I grabbed a handful and began chewing away at the exact moment Mia Goth walked up to Alexander Skarsgård and started jerking him off from behind.

  • Zombeavers

    Zombeavers 2014

    ★½ Rewatched 30 Dec 2022

    My bro said “we need a diversion!” And then grabbed the dog and went “surfs up!” And threw him into the water what the fuck dude 😭😭😭

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  • Mom and Dad

    Mom and Dad 2017

    ★★½ Rewatched 08 Feb 2023

    Nicolas.

  • Scream

    Scream 2022

    ★★★ Rewatched 07 Feb 2023

    Scream 5: “What’s wrong with elevated horror? I mean, Jordan Peele fucking rules.”

    Jordan Peele: “I don’t make elevated horror.” 

    Fuck yeah Jordan.

    Yeah sure it’s fun but even when Wes Craven had our main cast say funny one liners they didn’t feel like hollow shells of the characters we knew and loved. I even prefer them in Scream 3 to this one. Wes Craven’s one liners seemed to work almost perfectly as it’s own thing, where when the characters say…

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