melanie

don't take me seriously unless it's obvious * sorry for messiness

Favorite films

  • Rise of the Guardians

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  • How to Train Your Dragon: The Hidden World

    ★★★½

  • How to Train Your Dragon 2

    ★★★★½

  • The Menu

    ★★½

  • Malignant

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  • How to Train Your Dragon: The Hidden World

    How to Train Your Dragon: The Hidden World

    ★★★½

    "save him"

    WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    "go toothless, go"

    WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  • How to Train Your Dragon 2

    How to Train Your Dragon 2

    ★★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    that beginning scene with toothless and hiccup actually made me cry. wow. shit was beautiful. love them sm

    HICCUP AND ASTRID? THEIR MANNERISMS WITH EACH OTHER? HOLY FUCKING SHIT BRO. SLAMMING MY FIST ON MY DESK RN. NEEEEEEEEEED

    the whole long-lost parent thing is a bit overdone imo, but the reunion between stoick and valka was beautiful wowowoowowow (they were dead(sorry lmao) wrong for killing stoick tho. man.)

    and ofc, beautiful soundtrack.

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  • X

    X

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    THE FUCKING GRANDMA GETTING BLASTED THROUGH THE DOOR IS THE ONLY THING IN MY MIND

    deaths were funny as hell

  • The Menu

    The Menu

    ★★½

    my ass cheeks vibrated with every clap