Jesse Holden

Jesse Holden


Movie watcher, comic writer, podcast maker

Favorite films

  • Stalker
  • Let the Right One In
  • Everything Will Be OK
  • Network

Recent activity

  • Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time

  • Count Me In


  • Halloween Kills

  • War of the Worlds


Pinned reviews

  • The Dead Don't Die

    The Dead Don't Die


    Beloved and self-aware indie film director Jim Jarmusch opens his Actors Rolodex and assembles the Jarmusch Avengers for The Dead Don’t Die; a zombie movie that isn’t a zombie movie so much as it is a movie about beloved and self-aware indie film director Jim Jarmusch making a zombie movie. It knows it’s a bad movie, tells you at length that it knows it’s a bad movie, but doesn’t do anything interesting with the fact that it’s a bad movie. I’ve never sat in a theater so palpably tired of being winked at before.

  • Akira



    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Akira is a story about annihilation, about a species in its adolescence weilding power it hasn’t reckoned with, about thermodynamics and the law of anitya; a story that literally only one country on Earth could tell. In a post-Hiroshima/Nagasaki world, buildings are no longer unassailably permanent fixtures. Tanks are not invincible. As an invisible nuclear radiation settles in the flesh, the human body itself can no longer retain pattern integrity. In the long, stark shadow of an atomic blast—an image that not-coincidentally…

Recent reviews

  • Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time

    Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time

    Plays uncannily like a yellow-filtered episode of the 1989 Legend of Zelda cartoon. The editing is insanely weird

  • Count Me In

    Count Me In


    Inoffensive but slight. Continues the myopic tradition of slavishly worshipping only the 1960s-70s breakouts, as if nothing original has happened to music in the ensuing 50 years. Not unrelated: every single thing played in this documentary, which is ostensibly about revolutionary drumming, is in 4/4.

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