Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Star Wars: Episode II – Attack of the Clones 2002

  Rewatched 03 Apr 2021

  ewan mcgregor

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  Phantom of the Paradise 1974

  Rewatched 22 Apr 2021

  Beef is my gender

Popular reviews

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  Jennifer's Body 2009

  Watched 18 Jan 2021 2

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  I identify with Needy, not only as a dorky blonde girl who got tired of being nice and went apeshit, but also as a die-hard Low Shoulder hater. Through The Trees is probably the worst song I've ever heard in my life. If anyone from the actual band that played Low Shoulder is reading this right now I'm so sorry homie

  Favorite moment: Needy pulling Jennifer's BFF necklace off during their final confrontation, officially ending their relationship. Jennifer falling down…

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  Bram Stoker's Dracula 1992

  Watched 03 Mar 2021

  If I had any sort of virginity left prior to watching this movie it's gone now