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Favorite films

  • Strictly Ballroom

Recent activity

  • Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith

  • Star Wars: Episode II – Attack of the Clones

  • Phantom of the Paradise

  • Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace

Recent reviews


Popular reviews

  • Jennifer's Body

    Jennifer's Body

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    I identify with Needy, not only as a dorky blonde girl who got tired of being nice and went apeshit, but also as a die-hard Low Shoulder hater. Through The Trees is probably the worst song I've ever heard in my life. If anyone from the actual band that played Low Shoulder is reading this right now I'm so sorry homie

    Favorite moment: Needy pulling Jennifer's BFF necklace off during their final confrontation, officially ending their relationship. Jennifer falling down…

  • Bram Stoker's Dracula

    Bram Stoker's Dracula

    If I had any sort of virginity left prior to watching this movie it's gone now