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  • Patlabor 2: The Movie
  • The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
  • Unbreakable
  • Drive My Car

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  • Chip 'n Dale: Rescue Rangers

    ★★★½

  • The Lighthouse

    ★★★★★

  • Evil Dead II

    ★★★★★

  • Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

    ★★★★

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  • Chip 'n Dale: Rescue Rangers

    Chip 'n Dale: Rescue Rangers

    ★★★½

    ugly sonic is a fed and pickle rick gets pushed to the ground by the coca cola bear, who's a henchman of a middle aged peter pan and his partner is an uncanny valley beowulf-era cg seth rogen dwarf. the movies are back baybeeeeeeeeee

  • The Lighthouse

    The Lighthouse

    ★★★★★

    "what if robert pattinson ate the cum. would things be any different"
    - my bf immediately after watching

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  • The Suicide Squad

    The Suicide Squad

    ★★★★½

    this movie fucking slaps but it also renders almost every cbm using traditional story formulas almost obsolete cuz it does it so much better and then some, gunn manages to create actual tension, comedy and drama other filmmakers in this subgenre of action movie could only wish to capture. also one of the few times where the R rating actually enhances one too rather than feel like a cheap selling point to make the audience think they're watching something subversive…

  • Chuck E. Cheese in the Galaxy 5000

    Chuck E. Cheese in the Galaxy 5000

    this happened to my buddy jacob