Jack Caulfield ★
In a universe of genetically modified dinosaurs, Fallen Kingdom is excruciatingly dumb and offensively average. Please God let this franchise die.
All the previous films crammed into one, with fewer thrills and a bit of Resident Evil thrown in for good measure. As I said last time, it feels too much…
Loud Explosions ★★½
A movie so drunk on its own stupidity that it's kind of fun to watch. A new direction for the Jurassic Park series.
jay ★★½ 4
hi guys it’s jeff goldblum here :) sorry i was gone for a few days i was kidnapped by universal and forced to star in fallen kingdom (im fine so…
sree ★ 6
[screeching] WHEN WILL YOU LEARN WHEN WILL YOU LEARN THAT YOUR ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES