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The Batman 2022
*jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awOoga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates , bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair* Ahem, you look very lovely.
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Pee-wee's Big Adventure 1985
im so sorry to my parents for how many times we watched this when i was a kid
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Eraserhead 1977
this seems like something the pretentious film major boy ™ would explain to me why im just too dumb to understand this
