Not very good, but it's about a hot bisexual woman kicking ass so obviously whatever objective concerns I might have about this film are trumped by how much I subjectively identified with its lead.
Aggressively okay (as per usual Marvel standards), to the point that it often stifles whatever potential something like this could have had.
Comments about how John Hughesy this film is upset me because there's nothing really John Hughes about this. It has way more in common with something like Easy A. What upsets me further is that Spider-Man meets John Hughes is actually a great idea for a Spider-Man film and this is nowhere near any of that.
Some initial rambling thoughts and notes for a future more coherent review:
-Jordan Belfort makes Calvin Candie look like a pleasant guy to be around.
-This film makes The Departed look like a Disney movie.
-"Two time Academy Award Nominee Jonah Hill"
-"That Rob Reiner guy should act more."
-Never thought I'd hear a Foo Fighters song in a Scorsese film, nevermind one that actually really fits.
-It'll be interesting to see how the mass public reacts to…