Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales ★★

Kaya Scodelario is the best thing in this and I liked her inclusion as a strong and intelligent female character, but seriously the witch gag was played out after the first time. There's a point when the characters in your film are stupid, then there's you as the director not realizing that it's actually your film that is stupid. No matter how much you try to pin it on the characters.

And by best thing, I mean Scodelario is the only saving grace. She deserves so much more than this mess.