Cinematic Critiques

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  • The Lighthouse
  • Good Time
  • Drive
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  • La La Land

    ★★★★★

  • The Gray Man

    ★★½

  • Once Upon a Time… in Hollywood

    ★★★★★

  • From Dusk Till Dawn

    ★★

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  • La La Land

    La La Land

    ★★★★★

    Damn. Wow. Spectacular. Depressing. That’s all I’ve got to say for this one…

  • The Gray Man

    The Gray Man

    Proof that the Russo brothers can’t direct or write a film that isn’t a marvel movie. Kinda embarrassing tbh.
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    Spectacle ≠ genuinely good movie. That’s the main takeaway from this film, the visual-style is all there but the substance is lacklustre and generic. Essentially the overarching narrative of this film is a cheap-copy of about let’s say 650 other generic CG bloated action/spy flicks. The dialogue is laughable, “You wanna make an Omelette, you’re gonna…

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  • Once Upon a Time… in Hollywood

    Once Upon a Time… in Hollywood

    ★★★★★

    No plot, just vibes. - Quentin Tarantino’s ‘Once Upon a time in Hollywood’ is everything you envision it to be and more. A 2 hour and 40 minute ride of your life, in which takes you to 1969 Los Angeles where you can experience the golden age of Hollywood for yourself. This film really just wows me, there’s nothing much more I can state. Great performances, unfathomably brilliant direction, glorious costume and production design, and damn good cinematography! Quentin Tarantino…

  • From Dusk Till Dawn

    From Dusk Till Dawn

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    I really don’t know if I’m going to get shitted on for giving this 2 stars or commended for it as reviews for this film tend to be conflicting. On one hand people tend to respond quite well to the gory, vampire, extravaganza, while others tend to just accept that this film is downright garbage and flat-out ridiculous. Now based on my personal perceptions of this film I’d say that it’s trying to be a serious, gory, high-stakes action/horror flick…