Unfortunately the hype here is NOT warranted. Despite a few thrilling action sets, this ultimately doesn't hold a candle to the original. Bland, barely there characters and a flimsy story really killed all interest for me outside of said action scenes. The tired feminist storyline recycled from a billion other movies from the last two decades did absolutely nothing for me. I actually preferred Predators to this one. Not that this was bad, but it's really nothing special.
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Castle Freak 1995
Oh, no
That ghoul is pretty wild now
(The ghoul's a castle freak)
The kind of ghoul you read about
(In new-wave magazines)
That ghoul is pretty kinky
(The ghoul's a castle freak)
He'd really love to taste her
(Every time they meet)
He's all right, he's all right
That ghoul's all right
With me, yeah
Hey, hey, hey-heeeeyHe's a castle freak, castle freak
He's castle-freaky, yow -
World's Greatest Dad 2009
What do you get when you take an actor I generally dislike and put him in a movie written and directed by one of the lamest comics of all time? Well, apparently this, and it's kind of awesome.
The movie satirizes the fact that society has a funny way of turning dead people into heroes, even if they were complete assholes in real life. It's a good concept for a movie and the script takes advantage of it in a…
