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  • Tenet

    Tenet

    Dafuq? Christopher Nolan has finally made a movie that has lines of exposition in every single scene. Congratulations. This movie has no emotion whatsoever, and is impossibly boring. Two and a half hours long, too. Cool story bro.

  • Bound

    Bound

    ★★★★½

    Where's the money FUCKFACE?!

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  • Castle Freak

    Castle Freak

    ★★★★½

    Oh, no
    That ghoul is pretty wild now
    (The ghoul's a castle freak)
    The kind of ghoul you read about
    (In new-wave magazines)
    That ghoul is pretty kinky
    (The ghoul's a castle freak)
    He'd really love to taste her
    (Every time they meet)
    He's all right, he's all right
    That ghoul's all right
    With me, yeah
    Hey, hey, hey-heeeey

    He's a castle freak, castle freak
    He's castle-freaky, yow

  • Big Daddy

    Big Daddy

    ★½

    I've always held the belief that this was one of Sandler's legitimately good movies. I no longer hold that belief. It's no Wedding Singer. But maybe the Wedding Singer is no Wedding Singer. I'm almost afraid to go and re-watch that one now. Not that I was under any illusion in the first place that Big Daddy was a great movie (I had it rated three stars), but this was much worse than I remembered. It's funny how our memory…