Favorite films

  • F for Fake
  • The Bridges of Madison County
  • Late Spring
  • I Am Cuba

Recent activity

  • Romeo + Juliet


  • Society


  • Viridiana


  • Coherence


Pinned reviews

  • In the Mood for Love

    In the Mood for Love


    “I didn’t expect it to hurt so much”

    Neither did I. I never do. Wong Kar Wai’s sensual masterpiece still manages to sweep the rug from underneath me and engulf me in his beautifully realized worlds that he creates so effortlessly and expertly. I’ve watched this film 5 times now and it hasn’t lost one iota of its initial impact - quite contrary actually seeing as it only gets MORE emotionally affecting every time I see it. It is undoubtedly…

  • Amadeus



    Still perfect. Still my favorite film. 

    Still some of the best acting, directing, editing, cinematography, production design and writing ever out to screen. Still marvel at every single second of this film. Still feel emotionally drained by the ending. Still holds a very special place in my heart - now made even more special due to the very special person I watched it with :)

Recent reviews

  • Romeo + Juliet

    Romeo + Juliet


    Baz Luhrmann films are such a weird mix of maximalist brilliance with subpar boring decision that way the entire thing down — that’s what usually makes his films so easily detestable for me. This is not an excuse to the rule: the pure conceit of it is brilliant and fresh, and the visual excitement of the entire thing perfectly spices up this classic tale. The colors are stunning, the camera work is fantastic, the visual gags are effective. The entire…

  • Society




    There is a GREAT film here underneath all of the 80s cheese and unintentional hilarity. It’s a simple story of paranoia that’s been told time and time again, now against the backdrop of a gigantic conspiracy in the form of a secret society (which may or may not exist). The hidden great film is especially apparent in the BALLSY last 25 minutes of the film where it goes from 0 to 100 in an instant with some absolute insanity, and balls to the wall gore and body horror.

    Pro tip: no snacks during the movie, watch this on an empty stomach.

Popular reviews

  • All Too Well: The Short Film

    All Too Well: The Short Film

    Thought about stirring up some controversy so eh why not 

    This sucked balls on every aspect. Bad music aside with subpar vocals and cheesy lyricism, the actual “film” isn’t worth much either with its mediocre presentation and second grade visual storytelling. The one spoken segment in the middle is the character named Her (yes, HER) throwing a tantrum because He (yes, HE) didn’t act exactly how she wanted him to act at like some fucking house party and it’s childish…

  • Megan Is Missing

    Megan Is Missing

    Not Gen Z TikTok users thinking this is Scary /Disturbing/Real/honest/a good portrayal of these situations/made for awareness and not personal validation/good in any fucking way at all, just one iota 🙈

    Out of all the films to blow up from tiktok, THIS is the one??? From a supposed “big horror buff”??? ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS? This manipulative, exploitative garbage that doesn’t have one ounce of good filmmaking?