Favorite films

  • The Bridges of Madison County
  • The Souvenir Part II
  • Beau Travail
  • C'mon C'mon

Recent activity

  • Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix


  • Blow Out


  • Anatomy of Hell


  • The Last Mistress


Recent reviews

  • Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

    Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix


    Underrated entry! Certainly one of the most fun in the franchise with the second best villain in the franchise - Imelda Staunton is fucking amazing as Umbridge. But this one looks kind of… weird? Which is also weird because Slawomir Idziak shot this film (who also shot Three Colors Blue, A Short Film About Killing and The Double Life of Veronique), a fact which in itself is ALSO weird! 

    Anyways. Good movie 🤠👍
    (omg I watched 5 movies today that might be a personal record 😳)

  • Blow Out

    Blow Out


    De Palma at his absolute best. Many reference Antonioni’s Blow Up when discussing this film, but I think an even bigger influence might’ve been Coppola’s The Conversation. It places the concept of the latter - a recording of a couple in a park ends up mixing the man recording into a grand political conspiracy - into the frame of 80s thriller paranoia with De Palma’s signature style and way of building suspense. John Travolta is phenomenal here in his best…

Popular reviews

  • All Too Well: The Short Film

    All Too Well: The Short Film

    Thought about stirring up some controversy so eh why not 

    This sucked balls on every aspect. Bad music aside with subpar vocals and cheesy lyricism, the actual “film” isn’t worth much either with its mediocre presentation and second grade visual storytelling. The one spoken segment in the middle is the character named Her (yes, HER) throwing a tantrum because He (yes, HE) didn’t act exactly how she wanted him to act at like some fucking house party and it’s childish…

  • Megan Is Missing

    Megan Is Missing

    Not Gen Z TikTok users thinking this is Scary /Disturbing/Real/honest/a good portrayal of these situations/made for awareness and not personal validation/good in any fucking way at all, just one iota 🙈

    Out of all the films to blow up from tiktok, THIS is the one??? From a supposed “big horror buff”??? ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS? This manipulative, exploitative garbage that doesn’t have one ounce of good filmmaking?