What the f*** is this movie??!?
I found myself saying that literally out loud at several points throughout Detention.
Remember Sucker Punch? A movie that seemed to have been written based on the random doodles from the back of a 13 year-old's school folder, combining dragons, machine guns, martial arts, steampunk, robots, samurai, fighter planes, and hot chicks? Detention is a movie made with that same blender mentality, throwing everything in and hoping what comes out is palatable. It's a…