Bird Box ★½

Ok, in a horror movie you should explain enough so that audiences aren’t lost, but not so much that you the terror dissipates. This somehow manages to fail in both ways simultaneously. I wanted to extricate myself  from this movie at about the same time Sarah Paulson did.

Wonder who the next director will be to take the story from The Happening and run with it. Third time’s the charm, right?

-Charlie