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  • Bang Bang Baby

    Bang Bang Baby


    Overall, just weird. Like Roger Corman and David Lynch made a musical. Stormare and Levy continue to be under-appreciated and have good singing voices though.

  • Final Exam

    Final Exam


    All of the characters are unlikeable to various degrees (not to mention the acting ability), the shooting prank is tasteless even for an 80s frat movie, and the killer is some chicken McNobody with a bad haircut that has no connection to anything.

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  • Pacific Rim: Uprising

    Pacific Rim: Uprising


    ...Boy, is this going to be a hard review to write. I love the original Pacific Rim. I saw it three times in theaters, once in Imax even, and that required traveling two states to even reach one. I bought almost all of the original line of action figures (on that note, why did Leatherback and Otachi have such limited runs that made them so damn expensive?). I've read the comics and bought the video game that I literally know…

  • Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle

    Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle


    In one of my weirdest movie reviews I've ever written, I think Jack Black should play more teenage girls.