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  • Johnny Mnemonic

    Johnny Mnemonic


    My most frequent thought while watching this was "Poor Dina Meyer, having to wear that chainmail top with no undershirt... ouch."

  • Better Watch Out

    Better Watch Out


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    This film grossly overestimates how difficult it would be to outrun or outfight two 12 year olds.

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  • Paddington



    Cute. Adorable. Uses a lot of Wes Anderson esque techniques without being locked into the idiosyncrasies.

  • Happy Death Day

    Happy Death Day


    All I could think during the time reset scenes was how envious I was of the fact the male lead had a poster of the Criterion art of Repo Man.