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  • Loqueesha



    Easily 2019's worst and likely most offensive movie. Possibly the worst movie I've ever seen? Here are my screening notes:

    Ableist jokes count. iii
    Transphobic jokes count iiii
    General sex (virgin/slut) shaming ii
    Full OOF jokes iii
    (“Dad, that smartphone is just making you stupid.” -protag’s son, scolding his dad for checking for a work email, clearly a line written by a man who spends time around youths)
    (“Why you white folks always afraid to speak yo minds, you the…

  • Cecil B. Demented

    Cecil B. Demented


    If Kubrick, Kurosawa, and Welles are the ideals that filmmakers should strive toward, John Waters, and this film, are the greatest frenzied fever dreams of filmmakers I've ever seen. A beautiful example of counterculture trash, in the best way.

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  • The Blob

    The Blob


    These are the 40-something-est teens I've seen this side of Grease.

  • The Predator

    The Predator


    Just like Doctor Frankenstein himself, Shane Black is a wickedly clever creative who has made the decision to make something out of defective decaying elements of better movies and concepts. From a doofy version of the Predator dogs, to the obnoxiously self=aware (read: pedantic) "not a Predator" bits and cool sci-fi tech without any actual creative energy to explain the science. Occasionally his sharp dialogue writing shines through, but unlike his stronger work, there aren't any characters the audience can…

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  • Hellboy


    Hellboy, more like Hellbad.

    Remarkably awful, you could feel the studio executive interference on this one... The movie plays off like an awful clip show episode of a Hellboy TV series, showing stories from across Hellboy's comics, while confusingly starting with the final arc of his comic life? Add that to the fact this film suffers from what I call "prequel-trilogy-itis" where a thousand cool things are just talked about having already happened instead of shown, in lieu of actual…