★½ Watched 18 Jan, 2018
My most frequent thought while watching this was "Poor Dina Meyer, having to wear that chainmail top with no undershirt... ouch."
★★ Watched 15 Jan, 2018
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
This film grossly overestimates how difficult it would be to outrun or outfight two 12 year olds.
★★★★ Watched 29 Dec, 2017
Cute. Adorable. Uses a lot of Wes Anderson esque techniques without being locked into the idiosyncrasies.
★★★ Watched 24 Oct, 2017
All I could think during the time reset scenes was how envious I was of the fact the male lead had a poster of the Criterion art of Repo Man.