Look, rom-com cliches are fine by me, but let’s try constructing characters who bear some relation to human beings on Planet Earth, huh? Or making them remotely charming. Or make it actually funny. Or don’t make one half of the couple you’re trying to set up an actual psychopath. Or—
Okay, I’ll say this for it: it’s beautifully lit and the cast give it a red hot go. And Titus Burgess’ cameo is funny, even though (like everyone else) he’s playing a construct from a comedy sketch.