If you close your eyes as the credits roll, you can hear the thunderous roar of the collective orgasm of thousands of Viking Metal dudes in Mjolnir necklaces and Amon Amarth t-shirts echoing through the halls of Valhalla.

A slasher that subverts all expectations by turning the spooky naked grandma trope into the spooky naked horny grandma trope. Sex sells. 🤷🏻‍♂️

I bet Cronenberg hired little imps in colorful snowsuits as divorce lawyers just to mess with his ex-wife.

Someone please call nine wine wine Jackie Chan is drinking and fighting again.

Thank you Hollywood for reminding me that behind every successful child there’s an abusive parent.

The human body is born with a 0.05% Mads Mikkelsen deficiency. I recommend watching Mads dance several times a day. No Mads after 8 pm, and none on the weekends.