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Perfect Days 2023
A gentle reminder that we don't all get lemons. When life gives you shit, you make fertilizer.
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Dune: Part Two 2024
Everything OK babe? youโve barely fucked your Dune 2 promotional popcorn bucket.
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Edge of the Axe 1988
This homicidal maniac with the dullest axe in slasher history is brought to you thanks to the kind sponsorship of Sunkist. Drink it in the sun.
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The Lovely Bones 2009
According to Peter Jackson, when youโre violently murdered your soul travels to a Windows XP screensaver.
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Another Round 2020
The human body is born with a 0.05% Mads Mikkelsen deficiency. I recommend watching Mads danceย several times a day. No Mads after 8 pm, and none on the weekends.