Absolutely baffled by how boring this is. Usually a movie this deeply misjudged becomes fascinating because of its lack of self awareness and inability to reckon with how deeply offensive the material at hand is, but somehow Sia has managed to make something that isn't even worth the hate watches it's inevitably going to get. Everything you've read about it is true, and yet nothing is remotely interesting enough to satisfy your morbid curiosity - after a calamitous opening ten minutes, this just becomes a cliched family drama with forgettable musical numbers. Do yourself a favour and rewatch Cats instead

The Shittle Things

Finally, a film that answers the question "what if Parasite was made by a guy who hated the working class". The new favourite arthouse film for every insufferable right wing guy who tweets that the left are the real fascists