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  • Bride of Re-Animator

    Bride of Re-Animator

    ★★½

    Hoop-tober 3.0
    Other Hooptober reviews: Halloween 3 | Friday the 13th P4 | Pumpkinhead


    Producer Brian Yuzna takes over the directorial reigns from Stuart Gordon in this Re-Animator sequel. Parallels between the first film and Frankenstein, as well as a couple of story points, seemed to telegraph a sequel assuming the first did well. (It did, of course)

    Jeff Combs returns as a less effective and more over-the-top Dr. West and Bruce Abbott reprises his role as Dr. Cain, albeit…

  • Killer Klowns from Outer Space

    Killer Klowns from Outer Space

    ★★★

    Hoop-Tober film #1

    Hello and welcome to Hoop-Tober. Thank you to all of those participating. I am floored by the response and am excited by the amount of interaction between members both old and new.

    Without further adieu:

    Horror films in the 80's birthed a prodigiously talented roster of creative film professionals into the world. Frank Darabont, Dean Cundey, Kathryn Bigelow, Renny Harlan, Shane Black, to name a few, all started in or got their break in horror films. Many…

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  • Night of the Living Dead

    Night of the Living Dead

    ★★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Dear 1968:

    We made a film that has the following:

    -Female protagonist.
    -Whoops! Now an African-American protagonist.
    -It is in black & white.
    -It's all in one night! All in one one house!
    -We wait forever to even kind of tell you what's going on
    -People eat other people! You even get to see it!
    -Women die!
    -Kids die!
    -Kids kill their folks!
    -Brothers kill sisters!
    -Wait, everyone dies!
    -Whatever was happening has no conclusion!

    Please enjoy our film,

    George A.…

  • WALL·E

    WALL·E

    ★★★★½

    I don't feel like going on about something right now, but I WILL say this:

    WALL*E is the best love story I can think of, going back to at least When Harry Met Sally, and one of the sweetest and most effective I've ever seen. How far you have fallen so quickly Pixar. After Up, it has been nothing but down. (ba-dum-bum)