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  • Being Evel

    ★★★

  • Fastball

    ★★★★

  • Wild at Heart

    ★★★★

  • The Truman Show

    ★★★★½

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  • Killer Klowns from Outer Space

    Killer Klowns from Outer Space

    ★★★

    Hoop-Tober film #1

    Hello and welcome to Hoop-Tober. Thank you to all of those participating. I am floored by the response and am excited by the amount of interaction between members both old and new.

    Without further adieu:

    Horror films in the 80's birthed a prodigiously talented roster of creative film professionals into the world. Frank Darabont, Dean Cundey, Kathryn Bigelow, Renny Harlan, Shane Black, to name a few, all started in or got their break in horror films. Many…

  • Brubaker

    Brubaker

    ★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Stuart Rosenberg returns to prison, where he had his greatest success with Cool Hand Luke, to loosely adapt a true story of a penologists tenure reforming a problematic and venal prison farm. The farm serves as a prison, and as a source of income for the state.

    Robert Redford is Brubaker, a man brought in by his states prison board to observe and take over Wakefield State Prison. The prison is overrun with vermin, graft, abuse and is in a…

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  • Night of the Living Dead

    Night of the Living Dead

    ★★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Dear 1968:

    We made a film that has the following:

    -Female protagonist.
    -Whoops! Now an African-American protagonist.
    -It is in black & white.
    -It's all in one night! All in one one house!
    -We wait forever to even kind of tell you what's going on
    -People eat other people! You even get to see it!
    -Women die!
    -Kids die!
    -Kids kill their folks!
    -Brothers kill sisters!
    -Wait, everyone dies!
    -Whatever was happening has no conclusion!

    Please enjoy our film,

    George A.…

  • Fast Times at Ridgemont High

    Fast Times at Ridgemont High

    ★★★½

    Life Lessons for Adolescents by Cameron Crowe

    -If you want your money back, there is a form to fill out
    -All the Action is in the food court
    -If a boy says anything remotely funny, laugh like you've never laughed before
    -There will be no eating in class
    -No shirt, no shoes, no dice
    -Do your own business on your own time but.......
    -....if we're together, it's OUR time
    -Ask for your waitress's phone number as part of your food…