• Bombshell



    the extra half a star is for the genuinely excellent makeup/ prosthetics

  • Saint Maud

    Saint Maud


    That shot is gonna stay in my head forever, you know the one.

  • Ghost Town Anthology

    Ghost Town Anthology


    French-Canadians are so weird, they look like Americans, the stupidest kind of people, but the talk French, the fanciest of languages, so like, are they fancy or not? 

    Either way, this film is atmospheric and eerie but not much more than that; always feels like there’s something bubbling under the surface but it never quite breaks through.

  • Don't Worry, He Won't Get Far on Foot

    Don't Worry, He Won't Get Far on Foot



    obviously wants to capture some of Callahan’s irreverent spirit but doesn’t lean hard enough into it, and relies too much on classic “disability film” tropes to find anything meaningful

  • Small Apartments

    Small Apartments


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Some sweet, funny moments that don’t really make up for poor tonality and a really unappealing lead actor. 

    Matt Lucas sucks mustard off Peter Stromare’s dick

  • Vox Lux

    Vox Lux


    A magnetic performance from Portman that doesn’t quite make up for it’s unconvincing swing-and-miss structure. The ambiguity of the ending is powerful if inconclusive.