Such a drag.
I am beside myself.
Attack of the Clones, unlike its beauteous Letterboxd poster, is a dreadfully painful watch, made tolerable by the amount of fun that can be had at the film's expense.
I remembered Kamino being beautiful. I remembered the arena being exciting. I remembered Count Dooku as a menacing villain. I remembered thrilling light saber duels. I remembered all of these things that had me believing that this was not an awful movie.