One of the most boring movies about Las Vegas ever. Sure it had its fair share of flashy dance numbers and boobies and hilariously bad dialogue. But the main character is so unlikable (and can’t act for shit) and the story feels like it doesn’t go anywhere. It reminded me of Martin Scorsese’s Casino, another 1995 film that takes place in Las Vegas. Except that was good, also that movie is three hours long and this felt even longer than…

14 year olds with ACAB and BLM in their twitter profiles are going to love this because they think it’s clever. The rest of us are scratching our heads wondering why they didn’t just bring back Tobin Bell to do the voice. Like yeah John Kramer is canonically dead but Hoffman was able to modulate his voice to sound like Kramer’s. It wouldn’t have made a lick of sense but it would’ve connected to the rest of the franchise. But…