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Recent reviews

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  Llamageddon 2015

  ★½ Watched by HAL 02 Jul 2022

  What does it say that the movie was at its most fun when the killer llama WASN’T on screen?

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  Minions: The Rise of Gru 2022

  ★★ Watched by HAL 02 Jul 2022 5

  Gru actually rose whereas no Skywalker rose in their movie so uhhhh yeah minions is better than Star Wars. My brain is so fried I can’t think straight anymore because of the minion sweep!!

Popular reviews

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  Turning Red 2022

  ★★ Watched by HAL 11 Mar 2022 62

  Was a 5/10 then they said “my panda, my choice” and I cringed into the next century so now it’s a 4. Lots of people will like this, lots will hate it, I just wish the dad was an actual character outside of the one scene in the third act.

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  Robots 2005

  ★★★ Rewatched by HAL 28 Mar 2020 2

  My sister throughout the movie: “Who wrote these lines?”
  Me, holding back tears: “A MAN AHEAD OF HIS TIME!!!”