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  • Pacific Rim

    Pacific Rim


    I’m just saying if Mako was my co pilot and could see into my brain she would immediately regret it.

  • Shaun of the Dead

    Shaun of the Dead


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    *Shaun reconciles with his step dad and is forced to kill his mom*
    Me: :’(

    *Shaun, Ed and Liz hit an old man with billiard sticks to the beat of Don’t Stop Me Now by Queen*
    Me: :’)

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  • Robots



    My sister throughout the movie: “Who wrote these lines?”
    Me, holding back tears: “A MAN AHEAD OF HIS TIME!!!”

  • Akira



    “Yeah but without their bikes, they’re just tail chasers out of water”
    “You mean fish”

    In all seriousness, man is this movie unsettling. It’s so brutal and violent and above all, horrifying. I feel like no one ever talks about how terrifying this movie is, because it’s honestly more scary than a lot of horror movies. I don’t know, maybe it’s just me. Either way, it’s pretty effective and I have a ton of respect for it. I can see…