I thought it was a fluke when I liked the first Maleficent, but here we are again.

I exercised some self-reflection after this one. Why am I so drawn to such critically flawed movies?

And it hit me, I think I MPE (magical power envy)... oh, the things I would do to make the world better if I would eliminate people with a wave of my hand.

If you told me that I was going to walk away from this movie having a crush on somebody named Salt Water Redneck, I might have thought you were crazy, but you just can’t control these things.

My first reaction was to have this as a review —> 🤯

But then I let a few days pass so I could provide a more thoughtful assessment.

New review —> 🤯

Masterfully crafted, impeccable in every single aspect, timelessly beautiful...and gosh darn, 57 years old...