Carrie Jarosinski

Just a casual movie goer.

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Discovering good movies, one bad movie at a time.

Favorite films

  • Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
  • The Sixth Sense
  • Up
  • Mrs. Doubtfire

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  • Crimes of the Future

  • Men

    ★★★

  • Top Gun: Maverick

    ★★★★★

  • The Lost City

    ★★★

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  • Crimes of the Future

    Crimes of the Future

    Somebody, please…PLEASE…explain to me how you could find any pleasure in this.

    I’m all ears. 👂🏽👂🏽

  • Men

    Men

    ★★★

    After a pregnant pause, we all knew that something awful was afoot. Is this Alex Garland's crowning achievement? Probably not. But after gestating with the film for a bit, I feel good that we have breeched* the conversation about what so many women experience every day.













    *This one was a bit of a stretch-mark.

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  • Scoob!

    Scoob!

    An absolute abomination.

    In response to this film, I've pulled my kids out of their current homeschooling curriculum and we're going to watch every single Scooby-Doo: Where Are You! episode from 69-76 until the memory of this parenting fail fades.

  • Radioactive

    Radioactive

    ★★★

    You’ll be surprised to know that, like Marie Curie, I too have discovered an element*.















    * The element of surprise!

    See, you literally didn’t see that coming, right?!

    Of course you didn’t.