Me: Does your back hurt?
Michael Peña: No, not really, why?
Me: From literally carrying this entire movie.

It's going to sound weird, but stick with me... it's Frozen, meets How to Train Your Dragon 2, meets Hunger Games, meets Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom, meets Hocus Pocus.

Sit with it for a bit... and you'll see.

An absolute abomination.

In response to this film, I've pulled my kids out of their current homeschooling curriculum and we're going to watch every single Scooby-Doo: Where Are You! episode from 69-76 until the memory of this parenting fail fades.

I just jumped at least 3 degrees on the Kinsey scale.