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  Crimes of the Future 2022

  ★ Watched by Carrie Jarosinski 09 Jun 2022 6

  Somebody, please…PLEASE…explain to me how you could find any pleasure in this.

  I’m all ears. 👂🏽👂🏽

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  Men 2022

  ★★★ Watched by Carrie Jarosinski 01 Jun 2022 2

  After a pregnant pause, we all knew that something awful was afoot. Is this Alex Garland's crowning achievement? Probably not. But after gestating with the film for a bit, I feel good that we have breeched* the conversation about what so many women experience every day.

  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  

  *This one was a bit of a stretch-mark.

Popular reviews

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  Scoob! 2020

  ★½ Watched by Carrie Jarosinski 19 May 2020 3

  An absolute abomination.

  In response to this film, I've pulled my kids out of their current homeschooling curriculum and we're going to watch every single Scooby-Doo: Where Are You! episode from 69-76 until the memory of this parenting fail fades.

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  Radioactive 2019

  ★★★ Watched by Carrie Jarosinski 21 Jul 2020 1

  You’ll be surprised to know that, like Marie Curie, I too have discovered an element*.

  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  

  * The element of surprise!

  See, you literally didn’t see that coming, right?!

  Of course you didn’t.